All Dings Blright & Biao-teafowl
(A crude social, racial, religious and political parody of All Things Bright and Beautiful. Reader discretion is advised.)

All dings blright & biao-teafowl,
Awll cleatures glreat and small,
All dings blright & biao-teafowl,
The-Lawd God made'em all!

There's ani-mals and tigers,
And plants and vegetables (people)
Potato crisps and Christ, and the cri-i-pples
I'm sure He made them all! (yesh Sir!)

All dings blright & piii-teafowl,
Awll cleatures glreat and small,
All dings blright & piii-teafowl,
The-Lawd God made'em all!

There's saw-say-jes and wru-sts,
The crust off our eyes (and ears) (AND armpits)
Fatty buns and pies, and co-o-kies
Yes, I'm sure He made them all! (oh yesh, yesh, yesssh!!)

All dings blright & biao-teafowl,
Awll bakers glreat and small,
All dings blright & biao-teafowl,
The-Lawd God made'em all!

Don't for-get non-believers,
The infidels and their lot! (Anti-Christ!) (Freemasons!) (New World Order!)
AIDS and I.E.D.s, sins and wee-e-menn,
Can't deny He made'em all! (oh NAOOOW!)

All dings blright & biao-teafowl,
Who says they're indecent?
All dings blright & biao-teafowl,
The-Lawd God made'em all!
The-Lawd God made'em all!
The-Lawd God made DEEE-<cue Whitney Houston-esque melisma >-EEM...
Allllllllllllllllllllll!
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