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PenaltyKillahSequel to Ode to KingTwitter
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HOW TO MEASURE BUZZHOW TO MEASURE BUZZHOW TO MEASURE BUZZ
L0 - Self. A thought in one's head; may be "expressed" in private diary or a blog that no one cares, or it just dies out.
L1 - Small. Gossip through friends, family talks on the dinner table, or a quasi-anonymous comment on a well-known YouTube video or blog.
L2 - Seconded. Anything on a local newscast; issues concerning the community; Internet memes and personalities.
L3 - Steamy. National or international news; breakout Internet celebrities and actual celebrities.
L4 - Shit. MARTIANS ARE HERE! THE SKY IS FALLING!
L5 - Spam.
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THE BEGGARComic strip idea.THE BEGGAR
THE BEGGAR
Here's a tramp on the street. He's picking up garbage with tongs he got off the baker's trash can. He hears the television from the store display and takes a look. An anchorman exclaims, O'Reilly-style, of the huge costs to keep prisoners alive. "$20,000 a month just to feed and clothe those lazy good-for-nothings?!? That's outrageous! I believe that's worth more than what we hard-working, law-abiding citizens can afford per year! And our taxes pay for that! That's a bit rich, don't you think?"
Rich... The beggar has a 'eureka' moment. He thinks to himself: If I go to jail, I
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Sequel to Ode to KingTwitterThe Procession That Was Never ThereSequel to Ode to KingTwitter
It was a dark and stormy night But they still marched on
One million of them Literally Turned out to pay Their final respects For a man in striped boxers That they will never know But in words that tweet
His eyes paid no attention Preferring to entertain the darkness That surrounds the two of them
A curious sight it must be For a potential spectator As row after row The 50-pixel avatars Keep popping up With their loving thoughts Kept alight by the monitor Flicke
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An ode to KingTwitterHere's an ode To the most sociable man You'll ever Twitter with.An ode to KingTwitter
His friends range From ever corner of his street and his world While the curtains shielding him From all that can possibly be embraced Never bothers to slide themselves out.
Here he shares A one-sided conversation With the waves of fellow Twitterers Sometimes he get a response Most of the time he doesn't
Alas, the tweets move along With their individual thoughts About that booger hanging for dear life Right under his nose Or the screams of the drunk lady &nb
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