
All Dings Blright...: A ParodyAll Dings Blright & Biao-teafowlAll Dings Blright...: A Parody by ~justinworld21
(A crude social, racial, religious and political parody of All Things Bright and Beautiful. Reader discretion is advised.)
All dings blright & biao-teafowl,
Awll cleatures glreat and small,
All dings blright & biao-teafowl,
The-Lawd God made'em all!
There's ani-mals and tigers,
And plants and vegetables (people)
Potato crisps and Christ, and the cri-i-pples
I'm sure He made them all! (yesh Sir!)
All dings blright & piii-teafowl,
Awll cleatures glreat and small,
All dings blright & piii-teafowl,
The-Lawd God made'em all!
There's saw-say-jes and wru-sts,
The crust off our eyes (and ears) (AND armp